THINGS EVERY CHUBBY GIRL CAN RELATE TO

                   Everybody thinks that you eat a lot of food

No! We don’t. We eat as much what the skinny girl that you all drool over eats or sometimes even less. Get that thing straight into your brains (I presume you got one. Don’t you?)

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        You won’t get a good match

Wow! That’s okay. Even we don’t want a “Good match” boy that’s attracted to something as temporary as looks. We deserve better.

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Your name doesn’t even exist

People, with so much love give you names that outwins your original name most of the time. So fortunate we are to have many names. (Only goddesses have those many names..Parvati,sati,Durga..You name it)

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              Big hug to the movies

Let’s decrypt the strategy: There is this beautiful girl, she has a fat girl friend. The boy and his entire gang of friends troll, tease and make fun of the fat girl in the process of this “Beautiful girl and boy” ‘s love blossoming. The fat girl is compared to elephant, mountain and what not dude?

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And we all do  “Bru hahahaha” in the theatres while crunching on the popcorn. Impressive yaaa!

                How can some boys be so generous?

The best way to tease a boy  in a group is to link him up with a fattest girl and pull his leg all the time. The amount of fun these boys get in this process is humongous man. Don’t ever think of that girl and her feelings okay. Just link up and have fun bro. Laugh! Just laugh it out! There’s nothing to do with the girl. She is just your source of entertainment.

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                      Please start a consultancy. We will fund you.

1000,2000,3000.. Oh sorry! I am just counting the number of advices that I get on my weight loss. People are kind enough to give their suggestions to make our “miserable lives” (They think that being fat is miserable) find a solution to lose weight and be happy.

How are weight and happiness linked? They are of course inversely proportional to each other. But is there any equation that justifies it? (I think I should use theory of relativity)  

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  You can never have your crush to love you

People laugh at you when you admit having a crush on this handsome guy in the class/office. You can never be fit for him. Your choice is flawed. You need to have crush on some fat guy only. Fat girls..Please choose your choices wisely. We can’t get handsome men to like us. Their standards are far from what you are now. Understand no!

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  One plus one offer

In our country, we derive happiness by judging people based on their complexion, height and of course weight. It’s a triple dhamaka if you are short, dark complexioned and fat. Get ready to listen these whispers, giggles, murmuring around you. You are inevitably given and shown products ranging from Roopamrith face cream to “ Increase your height in 1 month” guide .

Does stretching from a giant tree helps in growing taller?

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   It’s a surprise thriller

Everybody wants to know your weight. So thrilling isn’t it? I can feel your adrenaline rush in knowing our weight. I would also love to know, not the weight of your body but the weight of your brain. They say the weight of human brain is about 3 pounds. So from now whenever you tell your weight, you can happily deduct 3 pounds from the original ya. So fit you are. Damn fit.

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Finally, girls! If you want to fit in the world’s idea of beauty please go to the gym and work your ass off (Not ass totally, big bum is the current thing darling), and for those who doesn’t like getting these side stares and surprise looks from the fitness freaks in gym, you can happily include some kind of home exercise(be it yoga, dancing). Active lifestyle is important even for our brains to take leaps.  Don’t try to compare yourself with other girls. Be happy with your own self. At least try!